“That may be, but I still believe. In the me that I believe in. In humanity. In the future. I believe. My drill is my soul!”

guymontagburning:

She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.

lev-gleb:

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.

esquimalitos:

Cinnabun my bby ♥

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

this was going to just be a relaxing boring painting but i ended up frustrated because my hamster is taking up my whole desk and there’s no good place to balance a laptop and a tablet and not hate yourself.